Monday, December 4, 2017

Microtransactions Poem In The Spirit of Christmas




Oh, Microtransaction Tree Oh Microtransaction Tree. Your paywalls are always a fiendish nightmare for me! Oh, Microtransaction Tree Oh Microtransaction Tree. Pay-To-Win stupifying garbage underneath loot box DLC pass fees!





Where money dictates outcomes instead of raw skill. Where every cosmetic costs money and a test of your will. Oh, Microtransaction Tree Oh Microtransaction Tree. How gamers absolutely detest and players worldwide loathe forever three!!! When DLC leaky hole patches steal more bags of your cash!!! When you grind for hours because EA cares for you less than trash. Oh, Microtransaction Tree Oh Microtransaction Tree. How you've ruined video games worldwide globally!




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