Vroom In The Night Sky for Nintendo Switch

Vroom In The Night Sky is terrible, one of the worst Nintendo Switch titles of 2017. This game isn't bad funnily or entertainingly frustrating. No, this title is garbage because this game makes ******* Superman 64, released for the N64 over a decade ago look like a fair and balanced, unbroken experience. There is nothing funny about this trainwreck, the controls of Vroom In The Night Sky resemble whiskey straight from the bottle drunk driving straight into a telephone pole. It gets more pleasant from here on out. The camera only gives a fuck when it feels like it, so you trend flying off to the right and exploding constantly. Fly off the right and explode! It's the whole game, the batshit nauseating Ride To Hell Retribution (one of the worst video games ever released) motorcycle controls with a cartoon splash of paint mechanics!

This "racing game" represents Mario Kart 8 Deluxe in execution with the taste of a beautiful, elegant French wine, aging of fermented skunk urine and hobo corns. Unbearably slow, plodding vehicles crashing randomly with no traction on the racing courses. Loading screens everywhere. This is terrible for Triple AAA and indie game development studios who develop video games with no standards or quality control, there is zero effort whatsoever here. The gameplay sucks, weapons fuck, loading screens suck, glitching out of a race and having to restart your Switch on the road and having the game drain your Switch's battery life faster than id's Doom (a far superior Nintendo Switch game) by twice the speed?! RIPOFF!!!!!

Downright atrociously lazy graphics for the Nintendo Switch, which is while not at the graphical capabilities of the Xbox One X or Playstation 4 Pro can hold its weight more than the Wii U. The Nintendo Switch can still render the next-generation Doom from id software and Bethesda Studios profoundly well. Given the current hardware limitations in graphical fidelity when gamers use their Nintendo Switch on the road, the graphics quality takes a noticeable hit, which Nintendo will hopefully fix for the Nintendo Switch 2 (Switch is an excellent name in my opinion, unlike the Wii and Wii U). So this laughable PS1 quality bullshit graphics is inexcusable! 

2017 has been a hideous year for video games, despite several significant releases which I will cover in my Top 10 Best and Worst video games of 2017 list, coming early January 2018! But Vroom Race In The Night Sky is so sordid to play, that I won't sully my time giving it any more attention than it deserves.Dreadful, cringe-inducing graphics and horrible gameplay, a complete insult to Nintendo, who themselves still know how to make Triple AAA games with ease, given Super Mario Odyssey's current status as potential Game of the Year. This crap doesn't even scrape the bottom of Mario's polished shoes. Its a turd, flat and dull. Burn all copies of this "game" on sight!

Graphics: 0/10
Gameplay: 0/10
Sound: 0/10
Replay Value: Wait...wait...AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *gasp*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! -9000/10
Final Verdict: F-, 0/10, (POISONOUS FILTH!!!)