Friday, August 18, 2017

Top 5 Video-Game Companies That Have Become Evil


1) Bungie/Activision: As far as I'm concerned, Bungie is now a single unified company with Activation's corporate subsidies. Because the old Bungie, the creators of the absolutely legendary Halo CE, Halo 2, and Halo 3; would never stoop to the ugly, abhorrent levels they did for the Destiny franchise. Terrible requisition systems. Overreliance on horde modes and gratuitous fetch quests designed to infuriate the player. Cardboard cutout characters with less personality than cardboard! Destiny has it all! Destiny 2 remains unimpressive for me, it just looks like more of the same crap from the first game with a slightly shinier coat of paint. No sale. Want to bet there will be paid DLC? Microtransactions? You bet your ass. The old Bungie released DLC that was worth a shit, that you cared about shelling out hard earned money to get. The new Bungie just visualizes mountains of Activision's cash filling up their coffers with gold and a trail of broken promises.

2) Bioware/EA:



EA is not included on this list, because as far as I'm concerned EA has been pure evil right from the start, so they don't count. Instead, the dubious honor goes to Bioware. Once a legendary triple AAA studio who developed classic title after classic title, now a shell of its former self. Andromeda is a pile of dogshit, and unworthy of the Mass Effect name. The graphics are ugly, the characters bland and forgettable, the menu systems inoperable without teeth shattering frustration, glitches everywhere, and a dull plot. The writing is childish nonsense, with cringe-level 9000 dialogue strewn about like a rancid cancerous tumor. This game isn't even worth pirating, it insults the hackers legacy, that's how rotten a turd Mass Effect Andromeda truly is. If Bioware is stupid enough to make a sequel to this abomination and doesn't bring back the original Commander Shepard crew, I have no use for them, outside of another Dragon Age sequel. But since Bioware is now Electronic Arts little bitch, they would fuck that up too. Also to add icing to the shit cake, the lead developer is a hate-filled, vile, POS racist who doesn't realize hate speech against white people is just as offensive as hate speech towards black people or any other race. Racism is racism, you cannot have your cake and eat it too in this regard!

3) Konami: 


They actually fired Hideo Kojima. And the award for the most retarded move by a gaming studio goes too...Konami!

4) Rareware


Of all the studios to place on this list, putting Rareware on this list breaks my heart the most! Rare was once Nintendo's ace in the hole, revitalizing Donkey Kong, bringing about amazing games such as Banjo Kazooie, Goldeneye, Perfect Dark and Conker's Bad Fur Day. But when Microsoft bought out Rareware, the talented developers at Rareware jumped ship right away! No surprises. Now, all we have is a shitty Conker hologram game for the Oculus Rift, crappy sports titles, a terrible Perfect Dark sequel, a shitty Banjo Kazooie game with no platforming at all, and a black aura forever surrounding this once legendary gaming studio.

5) Microsoft

Microsoft thinks with time, we will forget the pure evil online only shenanigans that they were planning for Xbox One, no backward compatibility, and having to pay to borrow our friend's games. But no Microsoft, we as hardcore gamers will never forget your money grubbing bullshit! We will not forget how you attempted to legitimate a video game console with no focus on games until it was too late. We will not forget how you rushed Halo 5, a game with incredible potential out the door, causing 343 to make several serious blunders that ruin the otherwise best multiplayer experience in Halo seen for years. We will not forget, and if you do not change, we will not forgive! 

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