The Fall of Rareware and the Necessity of a Conker Sequel

Goddammit, Microsoft. Why did you have to buttfuck Rareware up the asshole? Ever since you bought out Rareware, the company has literally gone down the toilet in terms of gaming quality. Grabbed By The Ghoulies was the last semi-decent release, the rest has been pure trash! Instead of a new Conker game, we just got the first game with slightly improved graphics.

It's not enough dammit! WE WANT A CONKER SEQUEL RAREWARE!!! WE WANT BANJO THREEIE!!! But unfortunately, these games have yet to occur. Instead, Rareware released the terrible Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts game, which features excellent graphics but horrible uninspired vehicular gameplay with ZERO PLATFORMING ELEMENTS! ZERO!!!

We don't want a VR Conker game in which Conker is a goody-two-shoe douchebag! We want the REAL violent, swearing alcoholic Conker to return in an awesome sequel! Live & Reloaded when it was released for the Xbox, had next generation graphics and the potential was there to expand upon the lore. Instead, this franchise has been all but forgotten, much to the sadness of gamers worldwide. We patiently await the day Rareware when you wake up, and bring Banjo Kazooie and Conker back to their former glories. Nintendo may own Donkey Kong, but those franchises are your responsibility to fix!