Life Of Black Tiger

Life of Black Tiger is without a doubt, the WORST PS4 Pro video game ever created! Who could possibly have approved of this janky PS1 era graphical abomination?! Yes, this POS is, in fact, a PS4 game. You couldn't tell because the game looks worse than games on the Nintendo 64 and PlayStation 2 by a field mile. Let's talk about the gameplay! So glitchy and profoundly aggravating to every element of human sensation! Absurdly childish and pathetic storytelling. You will strongly desire to tear your eyeballs out from their sockets after being forced through this excruciating experience! 

Just look at this disgusting screenshot. Does this LOOK like a PS4 game? Does this look good by PS1 standards? Hell to the no!!! The controls are so stiff and rigid, your tiger feels like he is ice skating his way through antelopes and ugly sprite blood! Every moment of this experience is pure torment for your controller! From the wonky camera and stiff controls to the mind-meltingly horrible graphics and terrible music that plays on an infinite loop in the menu, only to become followed by hours of excruciating silence.

Well...that's not true. The sounds of your constant swearing will become center stage as you try to endure through Life of Black Tiger. This isn't a video game at all, it's a real-life Chinese water torture simulator, and it executes its mission with stunning elegance. Elegance covered in urine and feces. Did I mention that the controls will give you literal heart failure? Your tiger spasms like a strung-out crackhead tweaked on amphetamines when you try to make simple turns and maneuvers. This game is so ugly, that the iOS version of the game has superior graphics! 

The writing and story is pure garbage, a five-year-old huffing glue for his final exam could have developed a superior video game in half the time and with zero effort. There are literally, zero redeeming qualities to Life of Black Tiger, the game is pure poison to your soul. Should you EVER come across this absolute abomination at your local Gamestop, buy it for its $10.00 asking price, then grab some kerosene and matches and let the fun begin!

Final Verdict:
Graphics: 0/10
Gameplay: 0/10
Sound: 0/10
Replayability: -∞
Overall: 0/10 (ABYSMAL GARBAGE!!!)