Metal Gear: Survive is DISGUSTING TRASH!!!

Metal Gear: Survive is an abomination to God. This is not only the single WORST Metal Gear Solid game ever made but the single WORST game that Konami has EVER released! Words simply cannot do justice to my seething hatred of Konami right now. First of all, they fired Hideo Kojima. That's an automatic 0/10 for this game right away! But we are FAR from finished talking about this games failure on every conceivable level that spits directly in the face of every Metal Gear fan so resolutely, that it is absolutely insulting! Imagine Resident Evil mechanics made worse, then all Metal Gear solid elements removed, in a game desperately trying to copy Call of Duty, and you get Metal Gear Survive.

Where to even begin? How about the fact that Konami is using predatory tactics to suck you out of your cash, BY DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING YOUR SAVE SLOTS, FORCING YOU TO PAY AN EXTRA $10 ******* DOLLARS JUST TO SAVE YOUR GAME?! The oh...my mistake everyone ITS EVEN WORSE THAN THAT!!!

• 100 SV coins - $0.99
• 550 SV coins - $4.99
• 1150 SV coins - $9.99
• 3500 SV coins - $29.99
• 6000 SV coins - $49.99

Even worse, SV coins cannot become earned in game, despite being in-game currency, so you are forced to pay Konami for the "privilege" of having extra game slots. Oh, thank you, Konami after firing one of the greatest gaming developers of all time for your endless generosity! Metal Gear Survive is ALWAYS ONLINE, so if your connection doesn't work, GOOD LUCK PLAYING THE ******* GAME AT ALL!!!! Absolutely shameful and disgusting...

If only this game's problems ended there but it's not even close. This game removes Solid Snake, Raiden and very interesting character in the series to focus on a meaningless custom avatars battle with hordes of zombies. Because who cares about stealth in a METAL GEAR SOLID GAME WHEN WE HAVE FACELESS ZOMBIES TO SHOOT?!?!? The game now resembles every generic shooter in existence, all stealth and Metal Gear elements are gone. Shoot waves after waves of the same enemies, rinse and repeat for eternity. Boring Tower Defense survival multiplayer which has been repeated to death in other, better games!

The objectives are absolutely pointless and tedious. The story has ZERO connection to any of the Metal Gear characters or lore! Copy pasted environments from MGSV, zero originality present! Is there anything good to say here about Metal Gear Survive? Yes, there is. Buy Hideo Kojima's Death Stranding, AND STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS PIECE OF TOTAL TRASH!!!

Final Verdict:

Graphics: 5/10

Gameplay: 0/10

Sound: 0/10

Replay Value: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -1000/10

Overall (-1000/10 EPIC FAIL ABOMINATION!!!)